More signs of the end of dayzzz

Maybe it's just me, but somehow "Thirty-Eight Candles" just doesn't have the same ring to it, now, does it?

Critical scene: Molly is standing in the produce aisle at the Safeway, and says on the cell phone to her bestest friend Donna. "Thirty-eight is the one I've been dreaming about forever....it's the birthday where I don't have to have sex with my husband until his hairplugs come in and the van doesn't have any infant puke on any of the seats...."

UPDATE: MORE SIGNS OF END THYMES

We agree with the Colossus that THIS is definitely scary-----a double-bagger if I've ever seen one.