May 05, 2005
Bumper sticker ideas from the Merchants of Hate
The Crack Young Staff at the Hatemongers Quarterly are pondering the issue of how to create the new wave bumper sticker that would become de rigeur on the Volvo wagons at the local Fresh Fields parking lot.
My favorite:
Somewhere in Texas, a Village is Missing Its Idiot
and he keeps wiping the floor with my candidate of choice!
My suggestion:
I wish for a world where schools had all the money they need and the Air Force would have to hold a bake sale to buy a new bomberbecause that would be one fucking awesome bakesale!
That goes up there with our old LLamabutcher Industries standby:
This SUV runs on pure, clean WHALE OILPosted by Steve at May 5, 2005 03:28 PM
Just for the sesame seed crusted tofu on a stick desert treats for the kids.
Posted by: Esteban de LLamabutcher at May 5, 2005 04:19 PMWhen you send your kids to hippy school, you are always going to be a little suspect.
I figure our Volvo wagon is all that is keeping my son in the Waldorf school after they got a load of my W sticker.
Posted by: Jordana at May 5, 2005 04:25 PMLlama oil is funnier than whale oil.
Posted by: Tom at May 5, 2005 07:32 PMThe one I've seen that makes me chuckle is "Visualize your slack hippie ass getting a job!"
Posted by: Brian B at May 6, 2005 10:46 AMJust saw a new (to me) one: If I wanted to listen to your music, I'd be sitting in your car.
Also like: Visualize using your turn signal.
