February 09, 2005

In the fine Tradition of LawrenKMills...

Wittysexykitten is bitching and moaning about law review.

Go over and give her a big "waaaaaah" and tell her the LLamas sent you.

WAIT! DON'T ORDER NOW! WSKitty is suggesting a "Boudoirs of the Blogosphere" contest, and kicks it off with her own.

If you ask me, we've got the makings of a great cable primetime lineup:

8 PM Boudoirs of the Blogosphere your hostesses with the mostesses WSKitty and Sadie tour the ins and outs and ins and outs and ins and outs of the private parts of leading Blogistanis.

9 PM Pimp my blog your host Dr. Rusty Shackleford gives all his macs and ho's advice and pointers on pimpifying tricktickleristically their templates.

10 PM Lear Eye for the Queer Guy Watch as renowned blow-hard and anti-Amerikan know it all Norman Lear makes Andrew Sullivan's life a living hell as his new court-appointed butler. Hillarity ensues when Norm gives the dreaded "People for the Amerikan Way" treatment to the beagle after the potty explodes.

11 PM Blogistan Fight Club Join your hosts Steve the LLamabutcher and INDCent Bill as they take it out into the back-alley and beat the crap out of each other and whatever other unfortunate bloggers that happen to meander by. Live feed from the security camera across the street at the Piggly-Wiggly.

MIDNIGHT Blog Machine Fever Kick back in latenight with the stylin' dance hams of tunemaster and captain of the steel-wheels Gordon the Cranky Neo-con. Never has easy-listening been so easy-linking...

1 AM Oliver's Not-so-Pee-Wee Playhouse Live bed time cam show featuring beloved blogosphere denizen Oliver Willis. In a new twist on the standard and overdone "send in your money and our models will strip naked on their cam show" viewers send in money to force Ollie to be kept well garbed.

3 AM Mystery Science Test Pattern Theater Three hours of non-stop witty conversation and banter making fun of the crazy antics of the test pattern with your host Jeff Goldstein.

Hey, I'd think we'd draw better ratings than MSNBC...

Posted by Steve at February 9, 2005 08:31 PM

Awww thanks for the linkwhorage Steve.

So excellent idea on the line up...I think we should do it MTV Cribs style just for effect...in which case when we visit you, you need to show us the fridge full of breast milk, the bedroom ("where the magic of little llama #4 happened"), and maybe your pimped out llama low rider station wagon complete with Eddie Bauer car seats.

I realize I can't even make good llama jokes because I know jack sh*t about llamas. Is there a llama faq somewhere? You know like what they eat, I mean how do they even sleep for goshsakes? Standing up? Is this buried in the archive somewhere Steve?

BTW I think an addition to the prime time line up needs to be Bloggerette-where 1 rather unlucky single, young blogger female gets to choose between 10 guys that blog exclusively about Star Wars and Battlestar Galatica to marry. I leave it to you to suggest the contests that would ensue to win her heart. Maybe something along the lines of...who can get the most hits in 1 hour solely based on porn links? Who can jump from a Rodent to a Mammal in 1 days time?

BTW you & Ace's filter has gone from nice to Nazi. My NAME must be bleeped out now. Guess even the word s!x now calls for an amber alert.

Posted by: Wittys!xkitten at February 9, 2005 11:53 PM

Kitten...just do what we all do. Wing it, give 'em a few yips per day, and feed 'em. That is all...they like to know we care;-) LLamas have feelings too.

Posted by: sadie at February 10, 2005 01:39 AM

WSKitty---For the FAQ PDQ PDF ASAP on the llamas, email either INDC Bill or Beautiful Atrocities Jeff: they have the complete file.

Particularly Bill (both pics and audio).

Posted by: Steve the LB at February 10, 2005 08:26 AM

A belated thank you for the linky-link. I always suspected that late-nite Tee Vee was my calling.

Mazel Tov on baby, BTW. I'm sure you've been down this road enough that you know which end gets the diaper.

Posted by: Gordon at February 10, 2005 08:49 AM

Ah yes, but then he has to put the diaper on forwards, not backwards!

Hey...it happens.

Posted by: sadie at February 10, 2005 10:23 AM

You have broken the first rule about Fight Club!

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