WONKETTE SPEAKS!! LLAMABUTCHERS EXCLUSIVE!! MUST CREDIT ROBBO'S MOM!! THE WONKETTE INTERVIEW!! HELP, MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK!!!

In our continuing attempts to provide our regular readers (okay, so we only have two: Robbo's mom and dad) with a full service cutting-edge 24/7 wide-world of bloggy non-stop wall to wall Tasty Bits (TM), we now bring you our new feature: the official Llama Guest Interview. We provide the celebrity, you provide the questions---what could be better? Okay, so the first time we tried this it didn't work so well; I knew Dear Abby was dead, but I really did think the Oija Board would work. Live and learn. Anyhoo, we now provide our new edition: the Llamabutcher Wonkette Interview!

In the immortal tradition of Dave Barry, no, we are not making this up.

Why bother coming to the panel? I'll answer your questions here....

1) Do you think blogging will ever gain widespread acceptance without it needing to be "sexed up?"

WONKETTE: No.

LLAMABUTCHERS: This just creates all sorts of unfortunate images of the "Steven den Beste Live Cam Show".......I think I can speak for all of us when I say eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

2) do you think that the type of writing you do and subject matter you cover on your blog is an appropriate topic of conversation at the most important national conference for the discipline of political science?

ANSWER: Are you talking about politics or ass-fucking or the politics of ass-fucking? In any case, all three seem appropriate to discuss here. But my judgement on these matters is suspect.

3) "Why did you say that the only African-Americans at the RNC were janitors?"

ANSWER: Some of the janitors are also Latino.

4) "Is she a natural redhead. If the answer is in the affirmative, ask her to prove it and get pics."

ANSWER: I don't see how a picture of my red-headed grandparents would prove anything to you.

5) Since there's no requirement to even pretend impartiality, what's your view on bloggers disclosing (or not disclosing) the fact that they are paid or sponsored to write what they do?

ANSWER: I'll answer this question after your check clears.

6) I want to know if Playboy are paying finders fees these days?

ANSWER: Not to me, they aren't.

Stay tuned.