July 06, 2005
Zoot Alors, I'm busted!!!
| You Are 10% American |
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Yikes! I hope they forward my subscription to the New Yorker to my cell!
Yips! from Robbo: Get the damn toga and tiara off me and I might just raise the bail money.
YIPS from Steve: Hey, watch it! That's not the type of mouthyness we come to expect from Lady Liberty, now, is it?
Yips Back! from Robbo: "That's why the Lay-dee is a tramp..."
Further "For The Honor Of The Llamas" Yips! from Robbo:
| You Are 77% American |
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Wine and Bleu cheese for me, please. Also, the escargot and tete de veau bit was a beanball - I'd much rather have good French food than the other options. The song "Proud to be an American"? I've had more than enough of it.
YIPS from Steve: Everyone wants to know how I was able to score lower than Kos: well, you had to email them to ask for it in metric, and as I outed myself as a Sekrit Metric user already, it was the icing on the cake.
Posted by Steve at July 6, 2005 11:10 AM | TrackBack80% American.
What the Hell is wrong with you? Really, how do you get a 10%? Disgusting.
Posted by: Bill from INDC at July 6, 2005 12:02 PM82% American. I hear even Kos and Atrios got 15%.
Posted by: Bob at July 6, 2005 12:19 PMAnd Ted Rall got a 12%.
Seriously, just take this post down. You're a disgrace.
Posted by: Bill from INDC at July 6, 2005 12:48 PMYup, 82% "You're as American as red meat and shooting ranges. Tough and independent, you think big. You love everything about the US, wrong or right. And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you!" Even though I despise American cheese (good old Colby-Jack) I'm allergic to Brie & Bleu, none of that frog cheese for me.
BTW, I cheated on the W states, looked up a listing of the states, but I figure that's an American thing to do.
Have fun making macrame at Camp X-ray.
Seriously, how do you get 10 percent? I got 63 percent, and my cousin's wife says I'm more European and less American than any American guy she knows. And she's a Parisienne.
Posted by: utron at July 6, 2005 01:33 PM83 percent. Why couldn't I peg the meter?
Posted by: LMC at July 6, 2005 02:29 PMI don't buy that Rob got a 77 for a second.
Posted by: Bill from INDC at July 6, 2005 02:58 PM
