Death to Woody!

I find this little story to be amusing because I spent the better part of Sunday slapping a new coat of preservative on the Llama-ette's swingset/treehouse and counting the holes punched in it by the furshlugginer woodpeckers, which holes I am going to have to putty up, sand down and paint.

I know it's the local pileated woodpeckers doing the damage and not the ivory-billed variety, but the sentiment is fully transferable.