June 22, 2005

FLASH IN THE PAN BABES OF THE NINETIES-SMALL SCREEN DIVISION

At the suggestion of The Colossus, tonight's feature is Janine Turner. Janine got her big break in Northern Exposure and has since made a string of forgettable flicks. She has the hot, older babe thing going on even as she does commercials for dry-eye products. No photo shoots in skin mags, movies on the estrogen channels, lesbian experimentation, or anything with Tom Cruise in the foreseeable future. Perhaps a movie with Kelly McGillis? Just wondering . . . here at Fort LMC, we hold out hope.

Posted by LMC at June 22, 2005 08:07 PM
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Janine Turner may have been a 'flash in the pan,' but she was EXTREMELY hot while it lasted.

Posted by: The Commissar at June 22, 2005 10:49 PM

What I can't explain is her fall from favor. She's beautiful, has a great speaking voice (hence her utilisation as a glorified eye-dryness spokesmodel), and looks as good age 43 as she did age 33. I mean, why Julia Roberts and not her? As inexplicable as the fall of Deborah Foreman from glory in the 1980s.

Posted by: The Colossus at June 22, 2005 11:04 PM

I'm pretty sure it was HER choice to be a "flash-in-the-pan".

Posted by: JFH at June 23, 2005 12:31 PM

The facial surgery has marred her beauty. Why, Janine, why?

Posted by: Patrick H at June 23, 2005 04:43 PM
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