Google Reveals My Inner Schizophrenia

No. 1 result for the search, "It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink."

No. 2 result for the search, "Roscoe P. Coltrane".

No. 2 result for the search, "places to stop on I-95".

No. 3 result for the search, "feche la vache!"

No. 11 result for the search, "Jeeves and Wooster theme midi".

I get a lot of headaches.

YIPS from Steve: We are also doing well among the RINOs----that's Republicans wIth eNormous gOnads, of course.