June 21, 2005
Ew...Make Him Stop!
You know that scene in Addams Family Values where Christina Ricci's Wednesday Addams slowly and painfully cracks a happy smile that comes out so grotesque that it winds up frightening all the other little campers around her? Well that's the reaction I always have when INDCent Bill starts pulling stuff like this.
Ew, indeed.
(Yes, this is how I usually picture Bill. It helps.)
I make an attempt and all you can do is hurt me.
Posted by: Bill from INDC at June 21, 2005 06:58 PMBill, he's just mad because you said you wanted to kill the Llamas before you die. Of course, he could make sure that doesn't happen by murdering you in your sleep tonight, so be sure to drink lots and lots of coffee and stay up all night in an anonymous motel room.
Posted by: Wacky Hermit at June 21, 2005 07:43 PMYeah, what she said, just be sure to bring along a copy of The Leviathan by Hobbes....
Posted by: Steve the LLamabutcher at June 21, 2005 09:10 PM