June 14, 2005

Who Are These People?

Cake-Eating Kathy has a roundup of Jacko fan reaction to yesterday's child-molestation charge acquittal.

I don't get it.

Furthermore, I would never ever want to reach the condition where I did get it.

Some things are just flat-out wrong.

Oh, and that's all I'm going to say about the whole sordid business.

UPDATE: Oh, what the hell. Not just Jacko, but Paris, Britney and all the "reality shows" ever spawned keep putting me in mind of this Brad Paisley song:

Someday I'm gonna be famous
Do I have talent well no
These days you don't really need it
Thanks to reality shows.

Can't wait to date a supermodel
Can't wait to sue my dad
Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari
On my way to Rehab

Cause when you're a celebrity
It's adios reality
You can act just like a fool
And people think you're cool
Just cause your on T.V.
I can throw major fits
When my latte isn't just how I like it
They say I've gone insane
I'll blame it on the fame
And the pressures that go with....
Being a Celebrity


I'll get to cry to Barbara Walters
When things don't go my way
I'll get community service
No matter which law I break
I'll make the supermarket tabloids
They'll write some awful stuff
But the more they run my name down
The more my price goes up!

Cause when you're a celebrity
It's adios reality
No matter what you do
People think you're cool
Just cause your on T.V.
I can fall in and out of love
Have marriages that barely last a month
When they go down the drain
I'll blame it on the fame
And say it's just so tough...
Being a Celebrity

So let's hitch up the wagons
And head out West
To the land of fun in the sun
We'll be a real world bachelor
Jackass Millionaires - hey! hey! Hollywood
Here we come!

Yeah when you're a Celebrity
It's adios reality
No matter what you do
People think you're cool
Just cause your on T.V.
Being a Celebrity...
Yeah Celebrity!

Posted by Robert at June 14, 2005 08:35 AM
Comments

Apparently, based on the evidence presented in court, (as opposed to that presented on TV) the jury felt that there was a reasonable doubt. {shrug}

Posted by: Lynn S at June 14, 2005 08:55 AM

Oh, I don't have anything to say about the verdict one way or another, since I didn't pay any attention to the trial. What mystifies me is the evident intense appeal of such a twisted freak to so many people.

Posted by: Robert the LB at June 14, 2005 08:57 AM

It's like a car crash. I for one could never stand any of his music.

Posted by: rbj at June 14, 2005 09:00 AM

Mind you, the definition of "Rerasonable" is tied closely to the reasoning facilities of the jury.

Posted by: Brian B at June 14, 2005 09:03 AM

Robert - you wrote:

"What mystifies me is the evident intense appeal of such a twisted freak to so many people."

Do you have any interest in hearing from someone who once loved Michael Jackson? Whether or not you do, here goes:

It's sheer nostalgia for me. I gave up on Michael Jackson a long time ago, but I grew up on his music, on Off the Wall, Thriller - he was a huge part of my life. You may just see a "twisted freak". Maybe you never listened to his stuff in the first place, maybe you didn't care about Off the Wall. That's fine. I also see him as a complete FREAK now, too (but remember: you can't convict someone just because they're a freak - you have to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that they did the crime. The prosecution did not do that.)

I think he's a sick individual and any parent who lets his or her kid near him should be taken out back and shot - but I also remember what a great performer he was. That part of it does make me sad.

Again: just because his face looks like a horror show, and just because he's a total weirdo who dresses like he's a member of Sgt. Pepper Lonely Hearts Club Band ... is not reason enough to convict him. I was unimpressed with the prosecution.

And I've been reading a lot of "this has been a travesty of justice" commentary - as though this is a re-tread of the OJ case. I completely disagree with that. I think the jury found reasonable doubt, not only because the witness and his mother were such sketchy people - but because the prosecution could not connect the dots.

This is not an apologia for Michael Jackson and his actions. Just answering a question you posed in your comment.

Posted by: red at June 14, 2005 10:07 AM

Oops, one last thing:

I also think the people camped out outside the courthouse (you know ... losing their jobs because of the time taken off, and releasing feckin' WHITE DOVES in the air when the verdicts were read) were loony tunes. Along the lines of the idiots lining the freeways to watch OJs slowspeed chase, holding up signs of support for OJ.

Like: peeps, you have lost the plot. This is obviously a sick man, who has a love for small boys ... no one denies that. What the hell are you cheering about???

I loved Off the Wall. I loved Thriller. But that love would never translate in to me losing my mental capabilities and thinking it's cool to release white doves into the air over the courthouse.

Absolutely insane.

Posted by: red at June 14, 2005 10:14 AM

'Preciate your thoughts and can, I suppose, see the nostalgia angle. If I were in your shoes, I'd probably be more sad about the Current State of Jacko than anything else.

As I say, I have no opinion about the trial one way or the other, since I didn't pay any attention to it. I'm just musing on general matters of aesthetics, not legalities. These people are insane crazy over the whole Michael Thing. That's what mystifies me.

Posted by: Robert the LB at June 14, 2005 10:18 AM

Robert - I said I was sad about the current state. I have mixed feelings about it, because of how much I loved him as a child. I still have his albums and I still play them. BUT I also look at him now and think: Damn, boy, you are a sick mo-fo, and you need to be stopped.

It's a contradiction, whatever, I'm fine with that./

I loved one of the quotes from one of the people camped out outside the courthouse ... something like:

"We really do have lives, you know."

Uhm ... no. I really think you don't.

Posted by: red at June 14, 2005 10:22 AM

Heh.

Posted by: Robert the LB at June 14, 2005 10:27 AM
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