June 07, 2005

Band of Brothers Revealed!

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M'heh. Indeed.

FULL DISCLOSURE UPDATE:

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My own college yearbook photo. I had some, er, wool issues at the time. They're all cleared up now.

UPDATE DEUX: Welcome, Michelle Malkinistas! Yip! Yip!

UPDATE TROIS: Be sure to check out the other suggestions in both the comments and the trackbacks. I especially like Tac Jammer's idea and was sorely tempted to pinch it.

YIPS FROM STEVE: THE LIES OF THE RIGHTWING NUTS IN THE SERVICE OF DARK SITH LORD SMIRKY MCCHIMP HITLER KNOW NO BOUNDS!

Here's the REAL picture of Robbo from our college yearbook:

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Posted by Robert at June 7, 2005 11:18 AM
Comments

You went though the splotchy faced phase in college too?

Why am I not surprised that Kerry's grades weren't so hot his freshman year of college. One of the classes he got a decent grade in French. His favorite phrase:
Oui je suis un pirate de butt.

Posted by: phin at June 7, 2005 12:48 PM

He ended up dating both Morgan Fairchild and Catherine Oxenberg, in later life. Which shows you what you can do in life if you just keep trying.

Posted by: The Colossus at June 7, 2005 12:52 PM

herman

Posted by: Neo at June 7, 2005 01:21 PM

take a look at fred gwynne

Posted by: Neo at June 7, 2005 01:55 PM

Where's the pic of Gomer Pyle?

http://www.untitled-document.org/funnybone/gomer.jpg

Posted by: Dan at June 7, 2005 02:19 PM

Colossus,

Being a popular traitor who stabbed his troops in the back has some advantages.

Posted by: TallDave at June 7, 2005 02:22 PM

It just goes to show that men do grow more distinguished with age. Kerry started out hideous, and has now softened into grotesque. By '08 he should simply be repulsive. All those inbred Boston brahmin genes seem to have lost their magic.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at June 7, 2005 02:24 PM

I wrote and recorded a John Kerry song that may be of interested here... the lyrics follow and then a link to the free download if desired:

"Don't Vote For John Kerry"
(Johnny Fubar)

Donít vote for John Kerry
Heís really such a stupid ass
And when he opens up his mouth
He spews out flatulent gas

Donít vote for John Kerry
Heís got no plan for you
Excepting that heíll reach down i
And grab your cash from you

Donít vote for john Kerry
He doesnít have a clue
Heíll say things that you want to hear
But things heíll never do

John Kerry
Stay away from me
John Kerry
And the Ketchup queen
Better stay away

Donít vote for John Kerry
Heís tall and looks like Lurch
He big and slow and lumbering
And evil in the eyes of the church

Donít vote for John Kerry
Heís friends with "drinkiní Ted"
And if you dare go ride with him
You might just end up dead

Donít vote for John Kerry
He's thinks he's a war hero
He stabbed his commrades in the back
Three cheers for General Ho!

John Kerry
Stay away from me
John Kerry
And your Ketchup queen
Better stay away

The song is the 10th song down the page here:

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/4/johnnyfubar_music.htm

Cheers, Yarbz / Johnny Fubar

Posted by: Yarbz at June 7, 2005 03:53 PM

http://www.happypurchase.com/kerry-jaws.gif

Posted by: Reinhold at June 7, 2005 05:27 PM

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Posted by: dorkafork at June 7, 2005 09:40 PM

Sic transit gloria mundi--my first two or three glances at the Kerry juvenile mugshot left me wondering:
Whois THAT?

Posted by: skeptik at June 7, 2005 11:48 PM

And now it turns out that he was just as big a goof-off at Yale as W. Was that what he was trying to keep quiet from his Navy records? Poor old sod.

Posted by: Skeptik at June 8, 2005 12:44 PM

you missed a 'brother'... Separated at Birth?

Posted by: Bryan at June 8, 2005 01:16 PM

TED CASSIDY LURCH(YOU RANG?)and RICHARD KHEIL(JAWS)they are different from howard dean as night and day although dean would give them nightmares

Posted by: night heron at June 8, 2005 09:54 PM
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