June 07, 2005
Band of Brothers Revealed!
M'heh. Indeed.
FULL DISCLOSURE UPDATE:
My own college yearbook photo. I had some, er, wool issues at the time. They're all cleared up now.
UPDATE DEUX: Welcome, Michelle Malkinistas! Yip! Yip!
UPDATE TROIS: Be sure to check out the other suggestions in both the comments and the trackbacks. I especially like Tac Jammer's idea and was sorely tempted to pinch it.
YIPS FROM STEVE: THE LIES OF THE RIGHTWING NUTS IN THE SERVICE OF DARK SITH LORD SMIRKY MCCHIMP HITLER KNOW NO BOUNDS!
Here's the REAL picture of Robbo from our college yearbook:
You went though the splotchy faced phase in college too?
Why am I not surprised that Kerry's grades weren't so hot his freshman year of college. One of the classes he got a decent grade in French. His favorite phrase:
Oui je suis un pirate de butt.
He ended up dating both Morgan Fairchild and Catherine Oxenberg, in later life. Which shows you what you can do in life if you just keep trying.
Posted by: The Colossus at June 7, 2005 12:52 PMWhere's the pic of Gomer Pyle?
http://www.untitled-document.org/funnybone/gomer.jpg
Posted by: Dan at June 7, 2005 02:19 PMColossus,
Being a popular traitor who stabbed his troops in the back has some advantages.
Posted by: TallDave at June 7, 2005 02:22 PMIt just goes to show that men do grow more distinguished with age. Kerry started out hideous, and has now softened into grotesque. By '08 he should simply be repulsive. All those inbred Boston brahmin genes seem to have lost their magic.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at June 7, 2005 02:24 PMI wrote and recorded a John Kerry song that may be of interested here... the lyrics follow and then a link to the free download if desired:
"Don't Vote For John Kerry"
(Johnny Fubar)
Don’t vote for John Kerry
He’s really such a stupid ass
And when he opens up his mouth
He spews out flatulent gas
Don’t vote for John Kerry
He’s got no plan for you
Excepting that he’ll reach down i
And grab your cash from you
Don’t vote for john Kerry
He doesn’t have a clue
He’ll say things that you want to hear
But things he’ll never do
John Kerry
Stay away from me
John Kerry
And the Ketchup queen
Better stay away
Don’t vote for John Kerry
He’s tall and looks like Lurch
He big and slow and lumbering
And evil in the eyes of the church
Don’t vote for John Kerry
He’s friends with "drinkin’ Ted"
And if you dare go ride with him
You might just end up dead
Don’t vote for John Kerry
He's thinks he's a war hero
He stabbed his commrades in the back
Three cheers for General Ho!
John Kerry
Stay away from me
John Kerry
And your Ketchup queen
Better stay away
The song is the 10th song down the page here:
http://www.soundclick.com/bands/4/johnnyfubar_music.htm
Cheers, Yarbz / Johnny Fubar
Posted by: Yarbz at June 7, 2005 03:53 PMhttp://www.happypurchase.com/kerry-jaws.gif
Posted by: Reinhold at June 7, 2005 05:27 PMSic transit gloria mundi--my first two or three glances at the Kerry juvenile mugshot left me wondering:
Whois THAT?
And now it turns out that he was just as big a goof-off at Yale as W. Was that what he was trying to keep quiet from his Navy records? Poor old sod.
you missed a 'brother'... Separated at Birth?
Posted by: Bryan at June 8, 2005 01:16 PMTED CASSIDY LURCH(YOU RANG?)and RICHARD KHEIL(JAWS)they are different from howard dean as night and day although dean would give them nightmares
Posted by: night heron at June 8, 2005 09:54 PM