June 01, 2005
"Captain's Log - Supplemental"
Evidently, Captain Kirk has finally gone through every last female humanoid in the known galaxy, because, according to Lawren K., he's now started in on the other 49% of the population.
Posted by Robert at June 1, 2005 11:57 AM
Set phasers on Stunning, Mr. Sulu, you brute!
Shatner should have hung up the cleats after "Generations" where he died saving the timeline from Sorin. He should rig the ship for self-destruct; fifteen minutes-silent countdown should do it.