Jane Novak: I always thought she was more of a Charlie Parker gal myself

Armies of Liberation trashed in the Yemen Times for her attachment to Thelonius Monk?

Word up to Saleh, the author of the piece: "docile" is not a word to use to describe Jane, unless by "docile" you mean a rambunctiously liberated American woman who is more than able to hoist you up and hang you by your dirty little terrorist shorts for the dreaded "Pinata Wedgie" wherein she hangs you to a swingset and passes out broomsticks to the neighborhood kiddies who beat you senseless thinking that Tootsie Rolls are going to come tumbling out of your butt.