Defaming the canon of Western cultural greatness

Precocious Sadie takes on the greatest bad movie of all time, Showgirls, while asking the question, "what is the deal with stripclubs, anyway?" In defense of Showgirls, we visit the Truly Bad Films archive for Chai-Rista's homage to the "Tits and monkeys" genre.

Yeah, and peppering your posts with references to cheesy sleazy stripclubs will have absolutely no effect on your traffic either, Sadie. Feisty weighs in with her sorrid tale of busting her hubby's chops for New Orleans conference strip-club trawling, while Kathy the Cake Eater relates the touching story---sure to be a sachrine episode of the CBS Sunday Night Movie Hallmark Cheez fest starring Treat Williams and Kim Williams---of how her husband came to buy her a lapdance in Des Moines.

Lileks, whatever you do, don't look over your shoulder: Kathy's got you beat, old man.

Sniff. It's so fabulous when they grow up and truly master the tricks of the trade! And this how -to guide for, umm, cunning linguists sure isn't going to hurt your TLLB either, Sadie.

BTW, anybody see those scary pics of the Olsen Twins divorce from last week? Sound of Steve-O doing the heebie-jeebie shiver shake. NAH-steee.