FLASH IN THE PAN BABES OF THE NINETIES

Robbo's suggestion earlier produces today's gold medalist of Flash in the Pan Babes: Anne Heche. Last decent movie: Six Days, Seven Nights with Harrison Ford, followed by a predictable string of flicks no one has ever heard of. Best attributes: tight figure, big blue eyes, and that that slightly twisted alluring quality. Reminds me of the slightly twisted girls in school that your friends warn you about but you dive in anyway. A few months later you wake up to realize your friends were right, she is bad news and that slightly twisted way about her you found so alluring is now so annoying. No question about it, this gal is a drama queen. Bad news for Ellen Degeneres to find out that your "wife"/partner/whatever is a nut with repressed memories of childhood sexual abuse and all of that "Hollywood's Cutest Couple"/Lesbian Chic/Avant Guard was Anne's manifestation of some deep issues and that she really plays for the majority ball club. And likes it.